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posted Apr 15, 2009, 5:04 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Jan 11, 2012, 9:00 AM ]

New York Giants Defense Strikes First in NFC Divisional Showdown Posted in NFL January 11, 2012

This Is What Dreams Are Made Of! Posted in This Is What Dreams Are Made Of! February 6, 2010

Official Steven Seagal Customizable Furniture! Posted in Marketing Partnerships February 6, 2010

Thanks, Mets! Posted in MLB February 6, 2010

The End of an Era... Posted in Miscellaneous Garbage January 26, 2010

Omar Minaya Anxiously Awaiting $21.5M Check From Angels Posted in MLB January 24, 2010

The Brett Favre Silver Lining Posted in NFL January 23, 2010

The Bernard Pollard Fan Club Just Got One Very Influential Member Posted in NFL January 10, 2010

Fuck You. Posted in MLB January 2, 2010

Hero Shawne Merriman Saves San Diego Motorists from Drunk & Disorderly Tila Tequila Posted in NFL September 12, 2009

Jerry Hairston Jr. Distracted by Screaming Michael Kay Posted in MLB August 31, 2009

Jon Gruden Doesn't Know How To Sum Up Adrian Peterson, But He's About To Try... Posted in NFL August 31, 2009

Hey, Z Z, Does Your S&C Coach Ever Use A Hammer? Posted in MLB August 30, 2009

Holy Fuckin' Shit, It's Been 1 Month Since We Posted an NFL Story Posted in NFL August 23, 2009

Retractions, Corrections, and Clarifications... Posted in MLB August 6, 2009

Luis Castillo Dead After Falling Down Dugout Stairs Posted in MLB August 5, 2009

Prince Fielder Tries To Invade Dodgers Clubhouse After Hearing About Post Game Food Spread Posted in MLB August 5, 2009

US Economy Contracts Only 1.0% In Second Quarter!  Carlos Beltran's Knee Hurts Only Twice Shagging Fly Balls in Outfield!  Hooray! Posted in MLB August 4, 2009

My Apologies to Francis and Sully from South Boston, But Big Papi is Big Fucking Liar Posted in MLB July 31, 2009

Will Someone Please Think Of The Children? Posted in MLB July 30, 2009

Omar Minaya: "In Addition, Adam Rubin Also Ran A Prostitution Ring."  Posted in MLB July 30, 2009

For Christ's Sake, Give The Man Back His Savings! Posted in MLB July 29, 2009

"It Is An Awful Day Here In Metland." Posted in MLB July 27, 2009

This Should Happen Every Day Posted in MLB July 26, 2009

This is Why People Hate the Yankees Posted in MLB July 25, 2009

Ozzie Guillen on Mark Buehrle's Perfect Game: "Mark Buehrle Ain't No Fuckin' Fag." - Posted in MLB July 24, 2009

Mets Trade Ryan Church for Giant Jeff Francoeur Posted in MLB July 24, 2009

This Is What Dreams Are Made Of!  Posted in This Is What Dreams Are Made Of! July 23, 2009

Ben Roethlisberger Didn't Rape Anyone and Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun Will Tell You Why Posted in NFL July 23, 2009

Toxicology Report Concludes Steve McNair Still Dead of a Gunshot Wound But With Pot In System Posted in NFL July 21, 2009

There Is Something Vaguely Familiar About This Whole Erin Andrews Peephole Incident Posted in Miscellaneous Garbage July 19, 2009

Dog Bites Man; Scumbag Plays For Eagles Posted in NFL July 19, 2009

This Is Not A Pornography Site No Matter What Your Parents, Friends, Therapists and Coworkers Say Posted in Miscellaneous Garbage July 16, 2009

Rob Neyer is a Douchebag and a Terrible Journalist Posted in MLB July 13, 2009

Monkeyface! Posted in MLB July 12, 2009

Vince Young Commits Suicide At Steve McNair's Funeral Posted in NFL July 12, 2009

Jerry Manuel - Not Injuries - Is Responsible for the Unwatchability of the 2009 NY Mets Posted in MLB July 11, 2009

Mr. Cone Goes to (Jerks off in) Washington Posted in MLB July 10, 2009

We Run This Shit Posted in Miscellaneous Garbage July 10, 2009

Giants' Boley Suspended for Having a Wife Who Doesn't Understand That He Beats Her Because He Loves Her So Much Posted in NFL July 8, 2009

NY Mets Continue To Lull NL East Into False Sense of Security Posted in MLB July 6, 2009

It Should Have Been You, Other Black Quarterback With An Irish Last Name Posted in NFL July 5, 2009

Take That Planet Earth, Mars, Pluto, Glogrons of Nebula 14, Universe and God, You Are No Match Against America's Hot Dog Eating Skills Posted in Miscellaneous Garbage July 4, 2009

Here's a Good Idea! Posted in NHL July 3, 2009

The Prince of Yankeeland Gots Such Purty Eyes Posted  in MLB July 3, 2009

No Caption Necessary Posted in MLB July 2, 2009

Goodbye Gomez, Hello Higgins Posted in NHL July 1, 2009

Paul Byrd Disappointed in his Biological Brother Marlon Byrd Posted in MLB June 29, 2009

J.C. Romero Choked a Guy and You Shouldn't be Surprised Posted in MLB June 28, 2009

Where Has The MLB Players' Association Gone?  Posted in MLB June 26, 2009

Steven Seagal Votes Negative on ESPY Awards Best Play Nominee Against Much Wishes of Russian Who Calls Garden Smelly and Lacks Still Breathing Brother (With Video Playing Device, Yes!) Posted in NHL: June 25, 2009

Nick Swisher Continues to Impress Posted in MLB June 25, 2009

Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun Admits: "My Mouth Waters When Weiners Goes Deep" Posted in MLB June 24, 2009

Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun Overhears Conversation Between The Creator of the Universe and High School Girl Posted in NFL June 24, 2009

Gimme A Tape-Up, Mothafucka! Posted in MLB June 23, 2009

Yankees File Protest After Marlins Substitution Mix-up, Jeter's Patented Jump-Pivot-Throw to First Posted in MLB June 23, 2009

Alex Rodriguez Noticeably Quiet While Teammates Discuss What They Did on Father's Day Posted in MLB June 23, 2009

Donte Stallworth Gets 30 Days in the Clink Posted in NFL June 17, 2009

Yes, That's Blood  Posted in Miscellaneous Garbage June 14, 2009

1 Boy, 1 Man and 1 Cup Posted in NHL June 13, 2009

Mark Teixeira Suffers A Debilitating Stroke Following Yankees Win Posted in MLB June 13, 2009

According to a New York Times Poll, Women Prefer Yankees over Mets Posted in MLB June 12, 2009

I Feel the Same Way, A-Rod Posted in MLB June 12, 2009

Even the Cowboys Hate the Cowboys Posted in NFL June 11, 2009

Ryan Zimmerman, Adam Dunn Not Injured in Holocaust Museum Shooting Posted in MLB June 11, 2009

Josh Hamilton Extremely Excited for Post Surgery Pain Killer Prescription Posted in MLB June 9, 2009

NY Mets Regret Hiring Mr. Bill As Strength and Conditioning Coach Posted in MLB June 6, 2009

Nick Swisher's Grandmother to Nick Swisher: "Stop Looking at Me and Hit the Fucking Ball, You Pussy."
Posted in MLB June 6, 2009

Buster Olney: "Tom Glavine Should Be Bludgeoned to Death and Left in a Pool of Blood in the Garage of His Family's Home." 
Posted in MLB June 6, 2009

Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun Breathes a Sigh of Relief as Ryan Braun Photos Surface... For Now Posted in MLB June 4, 2009

Lizzie McGuire's Kung Fu Master Uncle Found Dead in Thailand Posted in Miscellaneous Garbage June 4, 2009

Nate McClouth Escapes from the Clutches of Pirates
Posted in MLB June 4, 2009

High Jeter
Posted in MLB June 3, 2009

Ramon Hernandez Put Down the Gun Papparazzi Exclusive: Tony Romo Shows Off New Windshield Sticker With Jessica Simpson Posted in NFL June 2, 2009

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things Posted in Micellaneous Garbage June 1, 2009

It's Official: Stephen Strasburg Sucks Posted in MLB May 30, 2009

"I Love Weiners," says Seagal, Directs Website Camp to "Get On Board Or Get The Fuck Out."
  Posted in MLB May 29, 2009
Texas Rangers Can't Take Pitches Posted in MLB May 17, 2009

A Glimpse Into Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun North Manhattan Office Posted in Miscellaneous Garbage May 17, 2009

Magic Cancer Bracelet Allows Brett Gardner to Hit an Inside-the-Park Home Run and Not Have Cancer Posted in MLB May 16, 2009

Suzyn Waldman Has Discovered The Internet Posted in Miscellaneous Garbage May 16, 2009

Milton Bradley on One Game Suspension: "This is going to be awesome!" Posted in MLB May 15, 2009

Ryan Zimmerman Reveals Secret of Hitting Streak to Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun Posted in MLB May 13, 2009

The Creator of the Universe Cares Not for Braylon Edwards, Anquan Boldin or Humor
Posted in NFL May 12, 2009

Nation's Sons Resent Handsome Mama's Boy David Wright for Using Pink Bat On Mother's Day
Posted in MLB May 10, 2009 
Lyle Overbay Convinces Steven Seagal to Drop Dan Haren and Pick Up Scott Richmond Posted in MLB on April 27, 2009

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This Is What Dreams Are Made Of! Posted in This Is What Dreams Are Made Of! April 21, 2009

Girardi Skips Wang's Next Start But Tells Wang The Other Team Forfeited Posted in MLB April 21, 2009

Who The Fuck is Simeon Varlamov? 
Posted in NHL April 20, 2009
Google's View of Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun - UPDATE! Originally Posted in Marketing Partnerships March 16, 2009 - Updated April 20, 2009
Washington Capitals @ NY Rangers Game Three Preview Posted in NHL April 20, 2009

A Call To Arms
Posted in Marketing Partnerships April 19, 2009
In Memory of Harry Caray Posted in MLB April 13, 2009
Final Game Preview and Season "Rape" Up Posted in NHL April 12, 2009
Alex Rodriguez Overseeing Own Rehab Posted in MLB April 11, 2009
 Mike Lupica "gets look" at Adenhart Tragedy Posted in MLB April 11, 2009
Visit the Site, South Dakota Posted in Miscellaneous Garbage April 10, 2009
Rangers Gives Berth To Playoff Spot Posted in NHL April 10, 2009
I Cannot Escape Kyle Farnsworth Posted in MLB April 8, 2009

Earlier posts are categorized under their appropriate related sport.  We are too lazy to go back and put them all here.