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Who The Fuck is Simeon Varlamov?

posted Apr 20, 2009, 7:13 PM by Steven Seagal
He's the guy that hasn't given up a goal in something like 756 minutes. He's a rookie who just shut out the Rangers in game three. He's making the Rangers look like shit. I knew the Capitals would come out swinging tonight but fucking hell, I didn't think the Rangers would get shut out. They were shut out by a rookie, no less. Game 4 is on Wednesday. Maybe Bruce Boudreau should put in Jose Theodore again? No? Okay, I guess the Rangers will have to find a way to score on this commie bitch.
By the way, the Capitals seem like they have a shitload of these super talented russkies. Maybe they should wear the red uniforms all the time.