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Steven Seagal Votes Negative on ESPY Awards Best Play Nominee Against Much Wishes of Russian Who Calls Garden Smelly and Lacks Still Breathing Brother (With Video Playing Device, Yes!)

posted Jun 25, 2009, 12:43 PM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Jun 25, 2009, 1:42 PM ]
It's a good thing everyone in the world, including me, doesn't give a flying fuck about the ESPY awards because one of the Top Play Nominees is Alexander Ovechkin's superhuman goal against the New York Rangers during the Stanley Cup Playoffs. God, I fucking hated that series. It pains me to say but it is a nice goal. Pay attention to Aaron Voros after the goal.  I'm glad the talentless jerkoff stuck around after the goal to hang out with the celebrating Capitals.
Oh and for those of you who don't understand the title, Alexander Ovechkin said Madison Square Garden smells (he's possibly right). Ovechkin also had a brother but he's dead (He's definitely brotherless)

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