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Rangers to Mats Sundin: We Didn't Need Your 12 seasons of 70 points or More Anyway!

posted Dec 19, 2008, 8:41 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Feb 15, 2009, 12:31 PM ]
We're not impressed with your 10 Power play goals and 19 Power play assists in 2007-2008. Your +/-  of 17 was just alright. Nothing to write home to your fat Swedish mother about! Mats, your 6 foot 5 inch 231 frame is something those Canucks can use but we got enough guys over 6 feet. You would probably ride the pine. And what's with your name? Mats? Is it short for Matsthew? Who cares? Anyway, we have enough filthy Swedes on our team. Three is the max and we are maxing out right now, thank you very much. You can take your talented ability to Vancouver and help them win games. Ever hear of Dmitri Kalinin? He is the FUTURE of hockey. So Matsthew, have fun in Vancouver. You seem like the type of guy that would prefer to be a Canuck over a Ranger. You Stupid Swedes and your fat mothers and your hot Scandinavian blonde chicks and your ABBA, you all can take a hike! to Vancouver!