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Rangers Bury Kalinin, Prucha and Dawes in the Desert

posted Mar 5, 2009, 6:09 AM by Steven Seagal

"A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night".- Nicky Santoro

The Rangers acquired Defensemen Derek Morris ( 5G, 7A in 57GP) from Phoenix after Nicky put the three fellas' heads in a vice and then buried them. The hole was already dug up for Kalinin. Unfortunately, being that this move was meant to free up cap space (Hello Sean Avery), Nicky had to dig a few more holes while he was out there.
Oh, and the Rangers acquired Nik Antropov (21G, 25A in 63GP) from the Maple Leafs (Leaves?) for a 2nd round pick and a conditional pick.