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NY Rangers @ Ny Islanders Preview

posted Mar 5, 2009, 1:39 PM by Steven Seagal
Avery is back, Nik Antropov and Derek Morris are now on the team (Yay?). The Rangers got a new coach whose name makes me think of tortellini. Dmitri Kalinin has been buried in the desert. I should be excited, but instead we lost ourselves a Broken Arrow. That's right Petr Prucha, aka Christian Slater, is now dead to me. Nigel Dawes, aka the Rangers' only link to the African American community, is also dead to me. I'll throw down 45 Bud lights, I mean MGDs, for my fallen brethren tonight.