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Montreal Canadiens @ NY Rangers Preview

posted Apr 7, 2009, 5:55 AM by Steven Seagal
You see that puck going past Henrik into the net? That CANNOT happen tonight.

I know what you're thinking. You're saying to yourself, "But Steven, It's baseball season. Who cares about hockey now?" I care about hockey you stupid wop bastard and if you don't like it then why don't you start your own website. Here's an idea, you can call it www.SalPutDownTheRavioliBecauseYourGoombaCousinNeedsALiftToTheGym.com. Sounds good, right? You dumb Guido fuck, you would like it.
Alright, now about this game tonight.... Jesus fucking Christ, I go away for one weekend and all hell breaks loose. The Rangers lose to Boston and Florida beats Pittsburgh. That should mean something to you. It does, trust me. It puts the Rangers in a tie with Florida for the 8th seed with 89 points. The Rangers need to DEMOLISH The Habs tonight. I mean, absolutely DESTROY their existence. I want to see rivers run red with Canadien blood, villages burn, women and children crying, the whole gamut of post apocalyptic scenarios.
The Rangers are at home tonight so at least they got that in their favor. After they win tonight, they need to kill the Flyers on Thursday and then revive them and kill them again on Sunday. Yeah, I have no confidence in them at this point. The game starts at 7. There are no Yankees or Mets game on tonight so the Rangers get my undivided attention.
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