NordySucks.com, "looks a little like a bear and a little like a fox, but the team won't say exactly what kind of animal he is. They call him a hybrid of several wild woodland creatures found in MN". After extensive research I can say without a doubt that in conclusion, Minnesota sucks dick.
Now, about that game... Under normal circumstances, it takes a lot of energy and/or drugs & alcohol to get excited for a Rangers-Wild game. Sure the Might Ducks were from Minnesota and that should be reason enough, but when the Rangers play the Wild once every two years or so, it's easy to just not give a fuck. Fortunately, the Rangers and the Wild are both fighting for playoff spots. The Rangers currently reside as the 7th seed in the East while the Wild are on the outside looking into a playoff spot ranked at 10th in the tight-as-a-motherfucker West.
Michael Rozsival is out 7-10 days with a mysterious "lower body injury". That could be a case of syphilis or a broken toe, I don't know. In his place, rookie Michael Sauer will be making his NHL debut. I bet the Rangers demolish the Wild tonight and beard-o up above cries himself to sleep on his bear-wolf-cat-fox pillow. Now THAT would be awesome.