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What a Swell Guy!!

posted Nov 24, 2008, 10:08 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Feb 15, 2009, 12:51 PM ]
The above picture shows the Creator of the Universe, Brandon Jacobs, with the Johnson family having what many consider a kodak moment. The family appears to be having a good time but that's because the Johnson clan doesn't know that before the Creator of the Universe leaves, He will have raped and murdered every one of them. When this intrepid reporter asked Brandon Jacobs why He committed such a bonerpopping act of awesomeness, Jacobs simply stated "What? I do this every Monday."