Like almost every adult male in the country, I've recently become a very big Bernard Pollard fan:

I know Belichek wants to blame Reliant Field; and, yes, Pollard didn't really directly cause Welker's injury.  But he definitely had a hand in it.  I did some research in an attempt to discover Pollard's extraordinary ability to wreak havoc on the Patriots, and I've discovered that he has a superhuman ability to cause a POWER OUTAGE in opposing players.  Just ask Tom Brady and Wes Welker.  If you don't believe me, see for yourself.