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Pacman Jones disappointed with Plaxico, NFL players.

posted Dec 4, 2008, 12:58 PM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Feb 15, 2009, 12:47 PM ]
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In midst of the disaster that is Plaxico Burress's life right now, one member of the division rival Dallas Cowboys has expressed sincere disappointment in Burress' actions. Adam "Pacman" Jones, no stranger to dalliances with the law himself, was recently asked to make comment concerning the Giants' troubled wide receiver. "Man, I just don't get the NFL these days. Back in my day, players would just have a peaceful night out at a strip club and then we'd shoot the bouncer, but fuck man, we'd never shoot ourselves." Pacman is referring to his involvement in the February 2007 Las Vegas strip club shooting which left a bouncer paralyzed. Pacman continued "I'm disappointed in Plax. All that nigga needed to do was make it rain and throw some lead in a motherfucker. I hope Roger Goodell has a long discussion with Plax because, damn, that boy needs it." When questioned about the overall attitude of NFL players and their proclivity towards illegal activity, Pacman had much more to say. "We got LJ [Larry Johnson] slappin' a ho, Matt Jones sniffin' the blow. These players ain't hard. We just damn hit a nigga. Then we start wrestling in the TNA, you feel me?".
We then caught up with the young outfielder for the Baltimore Orioles, Adam Jones, concerning his views on the recent crime wave spreading across the NFL. "Please for the love of God, I have the same name as Pacman but I'm not going to kill anyone.I don't even play football! I just want to play baseball and provide for my family. Can't you people just leave me alone already?"
OJ Simpson had something else to say about the matter. "Real NFL players use knives, not that I would know from experience, Just saying".
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