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Monday Night Football Gives Tony Kornheiser the Boot, Ron is Devastated

posted May 18, 2009, 12:58 PM by Steven Seagal   [ updated May 19, 2009, 4:29 PM ]



Much to the dismay, the absolute tragic dismay, the utter devastation of super TK fan no. 1 Ron, Tony Kornheiser is out of the Monday Night Football broadcast booth and now, hopefully permanently relegated to the PTI table opposite Michael Wilbon and that guido bastard Tony Reali. Kornheiser is replaced by former Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden thus ending ESPN's experiment with adding a wacky, witty and overly gimmicky media personality whose only accomplishment has been annoying the fuck out of Ron Jaworski (No, not the same Ron). On this day, we can rejoice the loss of Tony Kornheiser but we should mourn for Ron and his prized autographed photo of Tony Kornheiser. We can only hope that Ron seeks out Tony Kornheiser and asks him to cross out "Cheers" and write in "Tears". And after Ron gets the personalized message altered, we can only hope he goes all Mark David Chapman on the old Canadian son of a bitch. Our condolescences, Ron.