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Hero Shawne Merriman Saves San Diego Motorists from "Drunk & Disorderly" Tila Tequila

posted Sep 12, 2009, 4:58 AM by Steven Seagal

We were walking down Fulton St the other day when we came across this magazine cover at a newsstand.  It took us awhile to figure out what the fuck "K  G" magazine was and we were too cheap to stop and buy the magazine.  We imagine this is currently the problem law enforcement has while investigating this story as well, so any San Diego area law enforcement officials or Merriman defense attorneys can send us personal thank you emails - it's "KING" Magazine (it's also the illest magazine ever.)  In any event, Mr. Merriman is obviously cleared of any wrongdoing by this publication, which proves beyond a reasonable doubt that Ms. Tequila was far too intoxicated to safely operate a motor vehicle.  Mr. Merriman was simply doing his civic duty by choking the shit out of her and throwing her on the ground, naked.

Remember - Buzzed Driving is Drunk Driving  And if you drive drunk - El Smacko.


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