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Fuck You, Eagles Fan Baby Bitch.

posted Dec 7, 2008, 7:16 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Feb 15, 2009, 12:44 PM ]

Hey Kid, go fuck yourself. You think anyone feels bad for you? Fat chance. You should have been aborted. If your mother wasn't too busy giving head in the men's bathroom at the Linc, maybe she would have had time to go to the abortion clinic. Then again, she was probably on crank most of the time. Your white trash father probably couldn't afford a wire hanger to do the deed and that's why you're here now, breathing my air, eating cheese wiz for breakfast, and just being an embarrassment to humans everywhere. Your misshaped skull is a result of your whore mother huffin nitrous oxide in the back of an Iroc-Z while you were festering in her poisoned womb. You were born an Eagles fan and with time, you'll die an Eagles fan. Might I add I hope you die an Eagles fan with haste.
The Giants are favored by 7. Final score prediction: Giants 5489 Eagles -67.