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Dallas Cowboys Fire Pinkie Digit Strength and Conditioning Coach

posted Dec 7, 2008, 7:48 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Feb 15, 2009, 12:44 PM ]
Following the second pinkie digit related injury this season, the Dallas Cowboys announced that they have fired their pinkie digit strength and conditioning coach.  Quarterback Tony Romo injured his pinkie finger in week 6 against the Arizona Cardinals, and running back Marion Barber injured his pinkie toe week 13 against the Seahawks.  The organization plans to promote their Vaginal Conditioning Coach to fill the vacancy, who has done a phenomenal job, as there have been no reported vaginal injuries despite the locker room being completely full of pussies.

Tony Romo comforts running back Marion Barber after sustaining pinkie toe injury against Seahawks