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Bill Parcells Sends Jeremy Shockey a Get Well Soon Card

posted May 26, 2009, 7:55 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated May 26, 2009, 8:43 AM ]
This past weekend, New Orleans Saints Tight End Jeremy Shockey was taken to a Las Vegas hospital to be treated for dehydration, which is a nice roundabout way of saying he was being treated for being passed out drunk. When Miami Dolphins president Bill Parcells was notified of Shockey's condition, he immediately asked his assistant to buy the biggest get well soon card for Shockey. Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun, ever the reputable source for all your news and making your dreams come true, tracked down Bill Parcells' assistant to get a quick look at the get well soon card. Here is what we found:

Good work Mr. Parcells. Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun, Eli Manning and the rest of the Giants Organization (except Tiki Barber, Fuck You Tiki [editor's note: Tiki Barber is not a member of the Giants Organization.  And in my mind he never was.]) couldn't have said it any better.