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Adam "Pacman" Jones Could Miss Rest of Season - Crime Currently Undisclosed

posted Dec 11, 2008, 5:36 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Feb 15, 2009, 12:38 PM ]
Adam "Pacman" Jones will likely miss the rest of the season, but the nature of the crime he surely committed is currently unknown.  Early reports have identified a "neck" issue, so it is logical to assume that he strangled someone, but the victim is yet to be identified.  Sources offer conflicting speculation on the nature of the incident, but an NFL source summed up the situation, "Who knows?  Pacman is likely to have strangled just about anyone - coach, girlfriend, fan, stripper, mother, neighbor, stranger he met in the street, even an animal - the possibilities are virtually limitless."  Our NFL source stressed that there were still more questions than answers surrounding the incident at this time, " I'd like to point out that we're not sure this is a strangulation issue.  For example, he may have shot someone in the neck.  We simply don't know at this time.  All we know is that the Cowboys have informed us that he is unlikley to play this week against the Giants due to a neck issue, and the matter was immediately referred to the Discplinary Committee for investigation."  Law enforcement authorities are offering little details on the situation, but admitted that, " Yes - as always, Pacman is the subject of an ongoing investigation.  I don't even know why you guys even bother asking anymore."