I wish I could post the video of Reverend Loverjoy's wife screaming that but Fox won't allow Simpson's clips on Youtube because they worship Nazis. It's so very, very true. But regardless of Fox's socialist leanings, we need to address the Garza-Plunks-Teixeira story for the sake of the children.
Here is The Official Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun stance on the situation: FUCK THE CHILDREN. Also, fuck anyone who deemed Garza's beaning of Teixiera as newsworthy. That's right Associated Press, you communist scum, fuck you.
Prior to the beaning incident last night, Joba Chamberlain threw a ball over the head of Evan Longoria. Maybe he lost control. Maybe he didn't like Longoria crowding the plate. Either way, Matt Garza, in all his salivary excess, did the right thing by beaning Teixeira and I say this as a Yankees fan.
What did Garza say about plunking Fat Kid face? Garza said, "They can take whatever they want from it from it, but I just kind of got tired of people brushing him back. It's about time someone made a statement". Oh No!! What will the children think about watching out for a teammate!?! The Horror!!!
Even worse, what did Longoria say about being hit by Yankees reliever Jonathan Albaladejo on Monday night? "That's just the way the game goes. I don't know if it was intentional, unintentional or if it was a way to kind of stir up our dugout," Longoria said. "I don't have any hatred or negative feelings. It's just part of the game." OH MY GOD! No Hatred? No Negative Feelings? It's just part of the game? Shit, the terrorists have already won. Time to lock up your daughters, load the shotgun, and hoard the canned goods because retaliation has become part of the game of baseball. May God have mercy on us all, especially the children. Won't somebody please think of the children?