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The Prince of Yankeeland Gots Such Purty Eyes

posted Jul 3, 2009, 6:56 AM by Steven Seagal

I don't know why but this pictures made me laugh. Usually ridiculously awesome action movie stars laugh at people breaking bones or dead baby jokes but this picture here, ripped straight from the cover of the NY Daily News, made me laugh. Is Derek Jeter on ecstacy pills? Did Derek Jeter see a ghost? Did A-Rod tell Derek Jeter about the time at summer camp when his counseler sexually molested him? No, that story wouldn't surprise Jeterman or anyone else for that matter. I guess we'll never know what elicited this stunned face on Prince Jeterian the Great. We do know he has dreamboat eyes. I just want to eat them.