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Report: Joba Chamberlain's Mom is Busted

posted May 5, 2009, 11:26 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated May 5, 2009, 11:59 AM ]
Multiple news outlets have reported that Joba Chamberlain's mother, pictured below, has officially been declared "Busted."  As you can see in the accompanying photograph, the evidence incontrovertibly proves what Joba's father Harlan claimed at his initial separation from Joba's mom, Jacqueline Standley - she is undeniably busted.  Harlan, who is wheelchair bound due to a bout with busted-baby's-momma induced Polio, raised Joba by himself after he split with Standley when Joba was merely 18 months old.  Joba himself reportedly hasn't spoken to his mother since Thanksgiving of 2007, undoubtedly due to her obvious bustedness, which had become so pronounced at that time that it was a face even a son couldn't love.

You be the judge - see Joba's Mama as compared to universally acknowledged "Busted Mama Standard Bearer," Mama Fratelli.
  Hat tip to reknowned Goonies' expert Dr. Foxyrotten for the Fratelli catch.