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Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun Breathes a Sigh of Relief as Ryan Braun Photos Surface... For Now.

posted Jun 4, 2009, 12:08 PM by Steven Seagal
It looks like the Bensonhurst vomited all over Ryan Braun. You must be asking yourself, Why would Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun breathe a sigh of relief upon seeing Ryan Braun wearing metrosexual camouflage?  Well, Ramon Hernandez Put Down the Gun will tell you whether you like it not.
A few weeks ago, Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun traded the Hebrew Guido wannabe and Stephen Jew Drew for Jose B. Reyes, Brad Hawpe and Ricky Nolasco. Without the sputtering Iroc-Z that is Ryan Barbarino Braun and the super human abilities of Brad Hawpe, that trade looks like a wash. Look at where Reyes and Ricky are right now. Nolasco got rocked a back to Triple A (Although he is regaining his composure) and Jose Reyes (fuck him in the face with a shovel) is on the DL. Reyes better be back soon. If not and I find myself wishing I had that Jewuido back on the Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun squad, Reyes is going to be in a world of hurt.