News‎ > ‎MLB‎ > ‎

Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun Admits: "My Mouth Waters When Weiners Goes Deep"

posted Jun 24, 2009, 8:21 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Jun 24, 2009, 1:45 PM ]
Hot Shot Orioles catcher Matt Weiners drilled the second home run of his career last night which sparked a three run rally to drive the Orioles-Marlins game into extra innings. Baltimore eventually lost the game, but the talk of the Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun newsroom was all about Weiners. In fact, the only thing coming out of everyone's mouths was Weiners.

The copy editor in the newsroom rants and raves about all of his favorite players but he couldn't contain himself when it came to Weiners. His exact words were "My mouth waters when Weiners goes deep". The copy editor then poured a cup of ice water down his pants.

"Weiners was huge last night. I can see Weiners growing before my very eyes. I love it when Weiners get big. And when Weiners gets big, I just want to kiss big Weiners with my mouth." said one heterosexual male reporter.

Another reporter was equally as impressed with Weiners 2-4 2 RBI performance when he stated very eloquently "I'm not gay but I love Weiners more than I love my wife. Weiners before Hos, brother."