It sounds like the basis of a big Hollywood movie but this is real
life, people. Irishman Nate McClouth, who has been held captive by
Pirates along Pittsburgh's Allegheny river, was rescued by the American Indian
group called the Braves of Atlanta. According to sources around
Pittsburgh, apparently Nate McClouth was asked to play baseball, and
reportedly McClouth was paid to do so in American currency, not Spanish
Doubloons. Nate was paid a healthy sum too, but many believe he was
coerced to remain a prisoner for three additional years via common date
rape procedures. What's most surprising is that the Pirates underwent
negotiations with the Braves of Atlanta. The American Indians simply
traded three of their weakest tribe members for the highly talented
Irishman McClouth and much like the Pirates, the Braves of Atlanta
expect the Irishman to play baseball. It is widely speculated that the
three weak tribe members have been stricken with small pox. This information was probably known by the
Pirates along Pittsburgh's Allegheny river as they have been infamous for their
poor negotiation tactics, prisoner scouting and overall terrible
management. |