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FUCK! Part Deux

posted Mar 5, 2009, 1:54 PM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Mar 5, 2009, 2:01 PM ]
Jon Heyman reports that a torn labrum was discovered in A-Rod's right hip and surgery appears to be the option likely chosen by the Yankees and A-Rod himself. If surgery is actually pursued, A-Rod could miss up to 4 months. The obvious response from most people is "Good, let the cheater die in surgery", but I'm a human being and I hope that A-Rod, the father of two beautiful children, ends up okay. Wait a second. Who am I kidding? I'd be saying something even worse if I wasn't a Yankees fan. And trust me, I can come up with some sick shit.
Also, let the rampant speculation begin that the cyst formed at an injection site.