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Dustin Pedroia Not Yet Accused of Oral Sex With A Boy Under 14

posted Jan 27, 2009, 5:47 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Feb 15, 2009, 11:47 AM ]
 
Brett Pedroia, older brother of AL MVP Dustin Pedroia, faces charges of oral copulation and lewd acts with a child under 14 years of age.  He is currently released on $50,000 bail.  Dustin Pedroia has not yet been charged, but experts predict it is only a matter of time.  "Dustin faces an overwhelming number of risk factors for developing into a child molestor," explains psychologist Rob Grant, who specializes in pedophilia.  "First, and most importantly, his name is Dustin.  How many Dustins do you know who DON'T love little boys?  Second, he is the younger brother to a known pedophile, which means he was raised in a similar environment that already bred one child molestor - not to mention that he was probably consistently molested by his older brother throughout his childhood.  I mean, you don' t have to be a weather man..."

Dustin (left) is probably suffering a paralyzing flashback of a childhood molestation incident.  At right, he is seen developing a coping mechanism of attraction to young boys.  This boy in particular may or may not have been molested, but experts say the attraction is undeniable and if he hasn't acted on it already, he will most certainly do so in the very near future.
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