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Boy, I'd Hate To Be Mrs. Myers Tonight...

posted Apr 5, 2009, 5:37 PM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Apr 5, 2009, 6:15 PM ]
After two innings in the Braves at Phillies game, (opening day, motherfucker!  BASEBALL!!!!) Brett Myers has given up HRs to Brian McCann - for my yet-to-be-named fantasy team, Jeff Francoeur - who got sent to the minors last year, and Jordan Schafer - in Schafer's first major league at-bat.  All I gotta say is that Mrs. Myers is in for a long, long night.  Of beatings.


He's gonna kill that pooooor woman...


By the way, after two innings of baseball, played by two out of town teams, (albeit in my division) I'm posting about it.  You fuckers are in for a long, long season.

Also, while I was finding the Brett Myers' Wife picture, Myers gave up a long, long double to Escobar off the wall in the first at bat in the 3rd.  When you g-image "Brett Myers," before you even finish typing his last name, google is suggesting "Brett Myers Wife" to you.  Awesome.

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