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Alex Rodriguez, The Bastard, Chooses To Represent Dominican Republic in World Baseball Classic

posted Dec 5, 2008, 1:21 PM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Feb 15, 2009, 12:45 PM ]
It has been reported that Alex Rodriguez, the ungrateful rat bastard son of a bitch who plays 3rd base for the New York Yankees and is a terrible human being, has chosen to represent the Dominican Republic in the World Baseball Classic this spring.  Rodriguez, the cocksucker, was born in the United States and been the object of scorn ever since for what is perceived to be his cocky yet soft personality.  Apparently, he would rather play for the Dominican Republic, the country of his parents' birth, in which he is revered as a national hero.  It is unclear at press time what led A-rod to turn his back on the country that has shown such a penchant for incessent scrutinizing and criticizing every minute detail of his life, in favor of a country that greets him with blind adoration and national fawning.  It seems that the douchebag doesn't thrive in an environment of constant degradation in the national media, and apparently prefers locations where people actually like him.  Typical.