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Alex Rodriguez, Kevin Brown, HGH Seen Leaving Manhattan Club Together in 2004

posted Apr 30, 2009, 11:39 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Apr 30, 2009, 12:02 PM ]
According to an anonymous Major League Baseball player with intimate knowledge of both Alex Rodriguez and Kevin Brown, the two were seen leaving a Manhattan nightclub together with HGH in 2004.  Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun Because We Pinch Hit For Our Catcher and We Don't Have Any Position Players Left On The Bench reporters have learned that on the night in question, the three were seen drinking heavily at various bars in midtown Manhattan before leaving together around 4:30AM.  "I don't know what happened after they left," our source - a Major League Baseball player - says, "but they were all over each other in that last club.  A bunch of us Major League Baseball players went out together, but the three of them immediately gravitated towards one another and were inseperable the whole night.  It all started when HGH ordered 3 shots at the first bar and called Kevin and Alex over.  The rest of us were kinda like "That's fucked up," but we didn't really want anything to do with HGH, anyway.  HGH had a reputation for being a party animal - he was always a blast at first, but then you wake up the next morning to find out someone has written a tell all book about your relationship with him and the fun is all over.  Anyway, the three of them were buying rounds and pounding shots of Patron all night.  By the time we were at that last club, Kevin and HGH were doing body shots out of A-rod's stomach.  We were all pretty disgusted.  Finally, we looked over and saw them three-way kissing - that's when we decided we were just going to leave them there, but when we got our shit together to go, they were already in the street hailing a cab together.  So we just decided to stay and make fun of the creepy chick in the Sports Illustrated jacket with the notebook who kept scribbling down notes all night.  What a weirdo."