In the midst of the continuing public firestorm surrounding one Mr. Alex Rodriguez, there seems to be another bombshell released later this summer. Though, this time the roles will be reversed on the scrutinizing eye of the journalists, themselves. Alex Rodriguez has been hard at work on a epic scale tell-all book on Sports Illustrated reporter, Selena Roberts. Selena Roberts is expected to release her tersely titled "A-Rod" book soon and from the most recent leaks on the book's content, it will surely tarnish the image Rodriguez has worked so hard to maintain. Compared to Robert's book, publicity hasn't been as extravagant for A-Rod's project but A-Rod is said to be very excited to expose the truth about Selena Roberts, "no matter how salacious and scandalous" it may be. "I'll get mine" Rodriguez told a slew of reporters around his locker, "You have no idea what this Selena Lady is like. Like did you know that S-Rob didn't go to prom in high school because no one asked her?" A-Rod asked with a sly smile, "And how about her grandparents? Wouldn't you like to know if they're dead or not? Or how about her seemingly bull dykish appearance?". A-rod then paused for a brief moment and said to the slowly diminishing crowd of reporters, "Coincidence? Ha! I'm not spilling all the beans, fellas. You're gonna have to buy the book to find out!".
Recent Amazon.com site inquiries for Rodriguez's aptly book titled "S-Rob" have increased 0% since A-Rod's public announcement last week of his first foray into investigatory journalism while pre-orders for Selena Robert's book have increased 7000% in the past 5 minutes.