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Yes, That's Blood

posted Jun 14, 2009, 7:57 AM by Steven Seagal
 
We here at Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun Because We Pinch Hit For Our Catcher And We Don't Have Any Position Players Left On The Bench have constantly reminded you of how private we are by posting rare glimpes of what keeps this site motoring along each day. This is one of those posts.
 
The above photo is indeed blood. It is said to belong to my other personality, although I would be hard pressed to actually believe that it all belongs to him. He has a certain, how shall I phrase this gently without framing him in a negative light. He has a passing interest in bringing home Russian prostitutes, murdering them pre or post coitus and drinking their blood. He's often drunk too so the blood tends to spill. Maybe he's being truthful and all of that blood belongs to him. My other personality's history proves otherwise.
 
I would be lying if I said I wasn't angry with my other personality for this. He never shares what he kills . He's always saying "You keep what you kill, It's the necromonger way".
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