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What Exactly Are ESPN and Lance Armstrong Insinuating With This Photo?

posted Jan 21, 2009, 7:54 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Feb 15, 2009, 11:49 AM ]
You see a hooded Lance Armstrong in the above photo with the mystical, maybe even evil billowing smoke in the distance but I see something different.
(Late Note: This photo was taken from ESPN's main page regarding a story about Lance Armstrong's return to bicycle riding or some shit. I didn't mention this earlier because I'm an idiot. Fuck you for judging me.)

Okay maybe ESPN wants us to believe that Lance cheated death once so now he gets to dress like Death?

Or maybe Lance Armstrong is just a fan of Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey?

Or just maybe, Lance Armstrong wants to take over the universe?

Regardless, Lance Armstrong is racing his bicycle somewhere.
The money line on him winning is +$160.
The money line on him getting cancer again is +$120.
Bet accordingly.