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Visit the Site, South Dakota...

posted Apr 10, 2009, 4:14 PM by Steven Seagal
Yes, fuckers, we can see you.  We monitor where you come from, how long you've been on the site, and who you are.  We know everything.  We are big brother.

We see you, South Dakota, and we notice you haven't visited the site.  We have representation from 48 states and you are not among them.  Neither is Vermont, but who gives a fuck about those granola eating berkenstock wearing bitches.  We want 49, and we want it now.  Visit the site, fuckers.