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This is What We Look Like!

posted Dec 24, 2008, 6:56 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Feb 15, 2009, 12:27 PM ]
We here at Ramon Hernandez Put Down The Gun are a bit private. This Christmas we decided to open up a bit by posting our professionally photographed Christmas card that we sent to every orphanage, brothel and bar that we frequent. You may ask, Why such an ecletic mix of establishments to send your Christmas cards? Well, since we are becoming less private this holiday season, we will tell you. There's nothing sexier than eating a few derelict children, getting our load off and systematically blasting our livers to smithereens with jameson (in that EXACT order, of course). So it is with great pride and furious anger that we wish you all the happiest Christmases, the unholiest Hanukahs and the KRAZIEST Kwanzas.