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In Memoriam: Chris Benoit

posted May 21, 2009, 11:41 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated May 21, 2009, 11:52 AM ]
Happy Birthday to Chris Benoit in heaven. Yes, that Chris Benoit.  He was born on this date in 1967 and made a name for himself in the professional wrestling world as "The Crippler". In death, he made a name for himself as "The Murderer". All Ramon Hernandez Put Down the Gun Because We Pinch Hit For Our Catcher And We Don't Have Any Position Players Left On The Bench can say is I hope Chris is in a flowing white robe on pain killers. I hope he's giving his wife a diving headbutt from the top rope of heaven's wrestling ring. I hope he has his son in the crippler crossface only this time his son taps out in time. Or He doesn't give him a chance to tap out, again.  I hope he's pretending Jesus is retarded and he's giving the J-man three German suplexes in a row. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

The kid's expression on the left says it all.
He knows what's coming for him.