Google offers various utilities to show website owners how their site is indexed by Google, and how users get to their site. One of these is "Top Search Queries," which shows you the search terms that return your site. For example, if you searched for "ramon hernandez put down the gun," our site would come up. But what else causes our site to come up? The answers make me so happy, I have to share them with you....
Some of these are on like the 617th page of search results, others are on the first - but the point is that this is the impression google has of our website. My personal favorite is zombie steinbrenner, for obvious reasons, but I also greatly enjoy "god listens," because it means religious people looking for solace will likely have their fragile worldview shattered when they stumble upon our site. Also, "this is what dreams are made of," because since it comes from a Disney movie, promises to draw lots of small children - which is really our target audience. "Zombie gun," and "videotapes," also receive honorable mention.
We'll update this list as it changes (it evolves from week to week, based on what people actually search for).
We've had some noteworthy additions to the search terms, so I thought I'd share them with you:
This "Update!" is bigger! Why? Because it's got more stuff in it, asshole.
Wow, now that is a great group of search terms to have Google associate your site with. I'm pretty proud of ourselves. I'm so excited about the "scott boras crocodile tears," mostly because I'd love to meet the person who searched for that. If you're reading this, come forward. We will shower you with presents.