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Chris Brown Dropped from Got Milk? Ad Campaign, JagerMeister Picks Him Up on Got Pimp Slap Juice? Ad Campaign

posted Feb 11, 2009, 9:32 AM by Steven Seagal   [ updated Feb 15, 2009, 11:42 AM ]
The California Milk Processor Board, known to the public as Got Milk?, decided to end their advertising campaign with R & B singer Chris Brown, following the assault charges filed against him. The victim in this case is believed to be Brown's girlfriend and singer Rihanna. In light of the campaign being dropped, Brown has been picked up by another sponsor. The Jan Becher-Karlovarská Becherovka (JBKB) company, which produces Jagermeister, saw fit that Chris Brown would be an excellent spokesperson for their Got Pimp Slap Juice? ad campaign, a drink most often served in a shot. JBKB CEO Anthony Schofield praised Brown's efforts "to keep Rihanna in line, by word of mouth and most importantly, by force of hand." Schofield plans on a campaign based on a picture of Brown standing with a shot in his bruised hand, amidst a room full of battered woman, broken furniture, and empty bottles of Jagermeister. When asked about the campaign, Schofield stated "I am so excited for it, that I might just make it an early day, go to the bar, get tanked on Jager, come home and beat the daylights out of my wife, and for good measure, maybe even my two beautiful children." Before leaving after his statement, Schofield quickly added "Please Drink responsibly" and left.
Disclaimer: While domestic abuse is no joke to us here at Ramon Hernandez Put Down the Gun, it should also be noted that the association of domestic abuse and Jagermeister should be discredited. We take domestic abuse very seriously and see to it that we can imbibe any beverage from chocolate milk to Devil's Springs Grain Alcohol before reaching back like a pimp and slapping a ho. And in keeping with the sports related theme of this site, we often compete to see who can beat their wives, girlfriends, children, neighbors, parents, nieces, nephews, grandparents, aunts, uncles, stepchildren, orphan children, pets and Russian prostitutes to the best of our ability in sanctioned events.